
If we have but one life to live, then let's make the most of it and laugh often.


Me: Son, I have to take Zoey to the vet because she was run over by a truck todayAfter the physical exam ($30) the veterinarian stated she was unable to tell if anything was broken, but that it appeared there was not any internal bleeding. X-rays would be another $100. After the x-rays she found that her pelvis was broken, but not much out of alignment and he leg was broken but not out of place at all. The Vet had already mentioned that if her hip was broken there was not much we could do, but that it was a good sign that Zoey was active and moving around.
Bobby: Is she going to be ok?
Me: I'm not sure, that's why I'm taking her to the vet. I just wanted to let you know that she might not make it home.
Bobby: She looks ok..
Me: Yes, she does.. But if her injuries are really bad we may have to put her to sleep.
Bobby: For how long?
Me: Permanently.
Bobby: YOUR GOING TO JUST KILL HER?
Me: Well son, if her injuries insider her are really bad it would be better. We won't know until the vet checks her out. I just wanted you to be aware of what was going on and that she might not be coming back.
Bobby: Ok, I understand. She's going to be fine though.
Me: Ok. I'm off to the vet then..
"Active hurricane season predicted WASHINGTON - Colorado State University meteorologists are predicting a busy 2007 storm season, with a nearly 50 percent chance the Gulf Coast will be hit by a major hurricane.
The school's forecasters said Tuesday that this year's season, which runs from June 1 to Nov. 30, won't be as active as the 2004 and 2005 seasons, but they predicted that 17 named storms will form in the Atlantic.
Nine are expected to be hurricanes, and five of those are likely to be intense or major hurricanes, measuring 3, 4 or 5 on the Saffir-Simpson scale with sustained winds of 111 mph or greater.
''Now is the time to have a plan in place to respond to a hurricane,'' Phil Klozbach of the Colorado State University hurricane forecast team said Tuesday.
The team also predicted:
At least a 74 percent chance a major hurricane will make landfall in the U.S.
A 50 percent chance a major hurricane will make landfall on the East Coast.
A 49 percent chance the Gulf Coast will be hit by a major hurricane.
The team also said there's an above-average risk a major hurricane will make landfall in the Caribbean."
